Are You Saying I Need New Underwear?

We all know that Facebook is covered with ads. Our generation is basically made up of obsessed content-producing machines whose sole purpose is to create pages and pages of coveted ad-space.

But lately, these ads have been getting a little personal. One specific ad shows up on my sidebar at least 5 times a day:

Zuckerburg, why you gotta be like that, girl?

Facebook knows a lot about me. I'm not really shy with what I put on the internet, but I don't like the idea of a website managing my bloomers. And why the picture??

I don't really know what Facebook is trying to tell me. I take pride in my underwear and all, but personally, I think $16 a pair is a little steep. American Eagle is 2 for $20.

On another note, someone in Japan recently tried to hack my Facebook account. I'm pretty sure the two events are related.

Convinced? I thought so.