Tuesday, May 22, 2012

And So It Begins

One of my best friends told me today that I belong to the All-American Family. I thought this over for a while, and if my best friend thinks that about me, I must convey a very pretty picture of a very chaotic life.

Now, don't get me wrong. I love my family, and I can even understand why she might think that. On the surface, I have two married parents, one younger sibling, and two dogs. I've lived in the same house my whole life, I'm active in the community, and I'm starting my sophomore year of college in the fall.

But really, my life is like a soap opera. And trust me, I would know. I watch several.

So here's my attempt to show you the things that happen and the people I encounter in my daily life. My stories often end with the listener giving me that wide-eyed look that can only be accompanied by a stuttered "wow" and an awkward laugh.

I know that people are usually watching what I do. Whether that's the insufficiently-medicated paranoia or the concedingly delerious self-involvement is probably up for discussion, but, regardless, I feel like a celebrity, and this is my story.

My dogs like to 69 each other.

Enjoy!

2 comments:

  1. I'm so happy I could burst. Or vomit. Or just go to sleep. Okay, my medication is a little off right now, but I'm *totally* smiling right now. And I love it.

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  2. (also, if it takes me 4 times to enter the text and prove I'm not a robot, am I.... part robot? I'm gonna go look into those meds now....)

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