|My first mental image of this wonderful man reading my journal.|
Then I realized I needed to write 36 journal entries for tomorrow.
I figured the best way to give myself a crash course on the past 3 months of my life would be to stalk my own social media. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, the whole bit. Sorting through everything that has happened this semester was quite an experience! Basically, I'm a hot mess. I can't really go into the details right now, but once the dust has settled on everything, you can prepare to be amused.
However, I still have to show my professor a journal for tomorrow. But if I told him the real things I get myself in to, he honestly might have a heart attack. I would never be able to look at this man again. At the very least, I would be risking expulsion. Probably on several counts.
Such is life.